I-20

The interstate stretching all the fsckin way through most parts of Georgia, and an assload of other places too.

I got stuck behind some asshole on I-20 when I was trying to get home from Atlanta.

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And then I found 20 dollars

Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.

Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"

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... and then I found 20 bucks!

This is how to relieve the awkwardness after telling a really bad story. You can find more or less money, depending on how bad the story was.

Guy: So, I thought that I lost my hat, but then I found it in my car.
Girl: ...
Guy: ... and then I found 20 bucks!

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And then i found 20 dollars

Something Dino would say

Dino: so this one time, me and my friend russel, you know my friend russel right?

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I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.

joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"

I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.