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Oatmeal

When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".

Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!

by theoatmealman June 1, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oatmealed

Verb; when a plan goes horribly wrong. To be interpreted as an order of magnitude worse than "Backfired".

FunnyJunk: Hey TheOatmeal, I'm suing you for 20,000$ in damages.

TheOatmeal: Oh really now? How about "f*ck off" ?

FunnyJunk: lol! Dude... do you even lift?

TheOatmeal: Actually, I'm going to fund-raise 20,000$, give it to charity instead, crucify your website by turning most of your user-base against you, have my fans inadvertently cause a DDoS on your lawyer website. Oh, and why not raise 120,000$ for charity instead, while I'm at it.

FunnyJunk: F*ck... my plan totally Oatmealed :,-(

TheOatmeal: Friendly suggestion: drop the lawsuit. Or else.

by Fock Hoff June 12, 2012


Oatmeal

1) Describes a person as being soft or mushy like oatmeal.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.

Billy: Hey Larry is John done getting ready yet?
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.

by Larry Johnson Billiam December 5, 2017


Oatmeal

A stupid fucking meal that your mom (lol) thinks you want to eat even though it looks like fucking baby barf, and then she gets all pissy when you don't eat it and says you don't like her cooking even though all she did to make this fucking hellspawn of a dish is pour hot fucking water in oats and call it breakfast FUCK YOU MOM.

"Sweetheart come eat your Oatmeal!"

"NO FUCK YOU MOM IM NOT EATING THAT BABY SHIT"
"OH I SEE SO YOU DONT LIKE MY COOKING I SEE"
*cocks Knight MK-85*

by I HATEOATMEAL October 3, 2021


Oatmeal

Ass

Damn that girl is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

by Youze a lame January 31, 2018


Oatmeal

Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

Gary: Hey Jim can I have oatmeal
Jim: Have oat what
Gary: Some oatmeal
Jim: Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

by NotRawNuggetz September 5, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oatmeal

A shit compiled of nothing but nuts and bread.

mann yesterdays food baby just turned out to be a huge sack of oatmeal,

by Iheartoatmeal October 20, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž