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Oatmeal means that you’re bored. Or something is plain. Oatmeal is NOT a food. Contrary to popular belief, in 2012 it was just a huge meme that you could eat oatmeal to not be bored. If you’re eating oatmeal, you’re probably eating hummus.
“Damn dude, I feel so oatmeal right now”
“Fr tho like there’s nothing to do. It’s so oatmeal here”
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A caramel light-skinned black girl
I'm in love with the oatmeal!
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A phrase used by men to describe there penis when performing sexual acts with women.
Joe you gotta get some brown sugar on your oatmeal
She said she was bleeding so I told her to suck my oatmeal
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When cum drips out of an orifice into a waiting mouth. Like a vodka slide of cum.
She sat there with her mouth open forever waiting for him to cum to enjoy her oatmeal slide.
Lil oatmeal is the best rapper ever. His social media is @theliloatmeal . He has sex constantly and was married to Zendaya. He currently dates Rubi Rose, a fellow rapper.
Lil oatmeal is the greatest rapper.
When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.
John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!