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a flower waiting to bloom and grows enormous.
take a penis and watch it grow!
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A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.
John: You suck
Steve: PENIS PENIS PENIS
John: ...
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a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started
Person 1:penis penis penis
Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game
Person 1: PENIS!!!
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An exclaimation of extreme annoyance.
Must be said in a cheery tone, despite the feelings of malice which are often behind its use.
Has its origins in gambling circles, often used to describe feelings of hate towards another player who has laid a better card/hand.
David: Two of spades, ha!
Kenneth: Awww...... PENIS PENIS!
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An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have
Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs
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Something used to fuck someone’s mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.
P1: *dies to P2*
Also P1: I fucked your mom last night.
P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself.
P1: Oh, I’m sorry man-
P2: After seeing your tiny penis!
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A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.
I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!
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